Intruder Alert

I travel quite a bit. I'm never sure what adventures await when I get home. My arrival home yesterday evening started with a call when I was still a few miles away.

"Where are you?"
"I'm just passing the highschool, I'll be home in a few minutes."
"OK, then I won't do anything, we have a visitor. Copper is very excited."
"Who is it?"
"Just come in the back yard when you get home."

I love fantasy